QotD: What, no horses?
I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.
Ya'll got it all wrong! I don't know how many cows you just butchered, or if you just got rid of them, or somebody rustled 'em off your land. I just know that you got 13 ducks, 9 of 'em with heads, and, I guess 4 of 'em without, 'cause everybody knows cows have hooves, not feet. Now I'll take one'a'em ducks without a head--cook it in the oven tonight for supper!